University Press Release – Palmer Coolum Resort

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Consignments of 160 dinosaurs are on their way to animate the Palmer Coolum resort and PGA level golf course at the foot of Mount Coolum.

The centerpiece is Jeff, a giant T-Rex who towers over the fairways. He is 8.5m high, and a colossal 20m long, weighing in at 1.7 tonnes. Clive himself says Jeff is a symbol of the resort.

Over 40 different prehistoric creatures have already arrived, including Jeff with many more on the way. The park will come to life over the coming weeks with each dinosaur strategically placed for maximum effect.

There will be 117 animated mechanical dinosaurs in total, all of which will have swaying tails, heaving chests, blinking eyes and moving jaws.

Among the charge of giant lizards is an early relative of the crocodile that will become one of the major exhibits at the dinosaur park.

A 20-metre long deinosuchus will be both imposing and impressive with jaws big enough to consume several Queensland senate seats in one quick mouthful.

Completing the stampede the resort will have a mamenchisauraus measuring more than 20m long and nearly 7m tall, an 800kg apatosaurus stretching 21m long and standing 6.5m tall, two triceratops, and a 1200kg brachiosaurus which will be 15m long and 5m tall.

The park is scheduled to open later this year after receiving unanimous approval by the local council.

Many of the dinosaurs were native to North America during the Cretaceous Period creating an exciting pre-historic experience for guests of all ages.

Late night punch leads to man slaughter charge

12 September 2012

Nicholas McElroy

TODAY a man had to prove that he was defending his sister when he killed a man with a single punch.

Kenneth Faron Shawn Lionel Major, 24, pleaded not guilty to the manslaughter of 45-year-old construction worker Api Lai in the Supreme Court this morning.

The court heard that Mr Lai suffered significant brain damage after fracturing his skull on pavement after Mr Major punched him during an altercation in Surfers Paradise.

Mr Lai died in hospital almost a week later.

Prosecutor Phil McCarthy told the story of two lives intersecting the night of the Indigenous All Stars Rugby League match on February 14, 2010.

Fuelled by beer and Jim Beam shots in the early morning two groups became involved in an argument with Lai’s friend, Misaeli Falala over his actions towards a number of girls including Major’s pregnant girlfriend. 

The prosecution provided CCTV footage of the group agreeing to walk up Cavil Avenue, away from cameras to fight on the beach.

According to witnesses Major and Falala were pushing and yelling insults at each other when Major’s sister told him to stop.

Allegedly Lai then grabbed Ms Major by the throat and drew a line across his own with his finger threatening to choke her.

The Crown told the court Ms Major would say she told Mr Major after the incident and he immediately confronted Lai punching him in the jaw.

Another witness is expected to say that Lai and Major squared off before Major threw the punch.

Mr McCarthy told the court the key issue of the trial would be whether Major was acting in defence of his sister. 

“The crown will prove that he was not defending himself or his sister when he hit him,” Mr McCarthy said.

Major’s bail was extended until summary, at the end of the week long trial.

Opinion Piece

Profitable Ecosystems: A Long Term Alternative to Over Development

Development of Gladstone Harbour – Picture: Rob Maccoll Source: The Sunday Mail (Qld)

Suggesting that companies use sustainable practices as anything other than a public relations or marketing tool and the idea will be ridiculed. The same profits cannot be made through sustainable practices. Talk to the same companies about investing in a resource that has both scarcity value and infinite reserves and they will probably wet their pants. This valuable resource can maintain jobs and profits for generations to come, opposed to the short-term mega profits. Magnates are likely to clam up at this point, but our waterways and costal ecosystems are more economically profitable if they are conserved. The images on postcards must be maintained. Pictures of dredged canals, bleached coral and mounds of upturned clay don’t sell. Consider the outcome if the Great Barrier Reef was mined for limestone and drilled for oil in the late 1960s.

The Wildlife Preservation Society of Queensland’s foresight in lobbying against development means the Great Barrier Reef is one of Queensland’s most profitable tourist destinations and one of Australia’s most significant selling points. Environmental protection is by definition conservative.  In the long-term, pristine and unique environments will make more profit as long as they are conserved; consider them as an investment in a natural resource. Current plans to construct the worlds biggest coal port on Abott point near Bowen in Queensland needs to be assessed with the utmost caution. The move has created a stir both at home and overseas, leading UNESCO to consider listing The Great Barrier Reef, one of the seven wonders of the world, on their endangered list.

Expansion of the port would mean that 3 million tonnes of mud will be dredged and dumped nearby. Commercial fishermen were asked to assist finding suitable dumping areas and are yet to reach a consensus about where to dump the waste without contaminating their catches. Developing the area places the jobs of 61,000 people at risk, these people make living showing off the Reef to tourists. Like the economics of this region, the ecology is also fragile. The increased traffic from tankers would mean greater disruption of sediment creating prime conditions for the spread of the Crown-of-thorns starfish which, along with storm damage and coral bleaching, has now lead to a loss of half the Reefs natural coral cover. Occurrences like the Chinese coal carrier incident, the Shen Neng 1, which put a three-kilometer scar on the worlds largest living organism would be alarmingly more common. The decision to expand the port at Abbot Point is a critical juncture in the health of our marine parks, setting a precedent for future generations. The Australian government should not pursue the economic interests of foreign companies over the environmental wealth of the nation.

Pragmatic solutions and new approaches are needed to preserve the abundance we have, while tapping into our wealth of thousands of kilometers of coastline, potential Byron Bays and Arlie Beaches waiting for development. These destinations are world-renowned. Speak to groups of travellers abroad and they will wax lyrical about the veritable utopia and natural beauty of Byron Bay, which is on the wish lists of travelers the world over. Travelers are willing to risk steepening exchange rates and almost certain shark attacks to spend a moment on the sand in Byron.

It has been twelve months since Gold Coast Mayor Tom Tate in partnership with Singaporean firm Sembawang aimed to settle a development deal for a cruise ship terminal on Wave Break Island, endangering the environmental quality of a tourist Mecca, who’s major asset, apart from sunlight is white sand and crystal clear water.

At the time, Mr Tate said that the move would be great for the local economy as cruise ship passengers would spend an estimated $175 a day during terminal stopovers. Annually he has said that the profits could range from $20-60million dollars. However there was no guarantee or agreement with cruise companies to put the terminal on their itineraries.

Around the same time a Griffith University report valued the South Stradbroke surf industry alone to be worth $18-30 million dollars each year. The report did not include the millions of dollars in revenue created by recreational and commercial fishing, diving and boating.

Intensive and ongoing dredging of the Southport Seaway would be needed year-round, to facilitate cruise ships. This would cost between $6-15 million per annum, results would have been similar, much worse than the effects in Gladstone Harbour. Dredging would devastate the marine superhighway, home to 450 species of aquatic life and almost mythical dugong are seen. Even if an unprofitable terminal development were to go ahead, there would be no appeal to stop over in a muddy port, stripped of its natural beauty.

The Gold Coast boom of the 1980s may be well and truly over and Australian’s are increasingly taking advantage of cheap airfares to South East Asia despite this tourism in Queensland is still growing.  The growth in tourism from Chinese visitors, a result of our exports threatens the same natural beauty they come to enjoy. With global industrialization, we must conserve and innovate resources and look at ways of prudently managing the coastal regions we build our cities around. Queensland has heavily developed regions yet pristine pockets exist near by that show how they can be highly profitable. We should acknowledge the foresight that previous generations didn’t have. The choice is now ours and is becoming increasingly urgent. We can either have one big economic sugar hit to leaving us with festering cavities, or a picture perfect economy with multiple uses that never fails to sell postcards.

Oh my Lorde…

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by Nicholas McElroy

Pure Heroine is the debut album from New Zealand musician Lorde, known to schoolmates as Ella Yelich-O’Connor. The album utilises the best elements of the genre, leaving saccharine production and fluffy, empty lyrics at the door. The title hints at its addictiveness and its regal female hero.

Lorde and producer Joel Little have created an album of pop songs with a minimal edge and authentic feeling. All tracks are robust yet they don’t hit as hard as her breakout song ‘Royals.’

Some say Pure Heroine is the album Lana del Rey wishes she wrote. Both artists aim for the same suburban daydream and both headlined at Splendour in the Grass. Lana’s Album was pumped full as her lips with infinite layers of strings and grandiose lyrics. Pure Herione features minimal beats that work with Lorde’s dynamic voice.

Calling Lorde a singer is to short-change her. She is a writer and musician who lists her musical influences as James Blake, Burial and Nikki Minaj, which makes perfect sense. What’s interesting is that she rates her literary influences among the likes of Kurt Vonnegut, Raymond Carver and Wells Tower. As a teenager, she’s downright precocious.

Her songs reference the listener as part of a ‘we’ relating to an Internet generation brought up with a longing for status and luxury. The chorus in ‘Team’ could refer to cities and suburban wastelands anywhere on the globe:

‘We live in cities you’ll never see on screen/Not very pretty, but we sure know how to run free/Living in ruins of the palace within my dreams.’

There is authenticity to these tracks. They aren’t designed with one eye on the club remix, even with its EDM influence. Commenting on commercial dance music directly in ‘Team,’ Lorde sings:

‘I’m kind of over getting told to throw my hands up in the air/So all the cups got broke shards beneath our feet but it wasn’t my fault.’

Lorde has been fighting it out with Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry (making for a brutally easy game of marry, kill, screw) on the charts indicating how the genre can work commercially, even with a hint of sincerity.

Self aware and articulate Lorde hits on feelings many could only dream to elucidate as a teenager. Crystal clear and sincere, this is intelligent pop music.

Pure Heroine adds to a refreshing new wave of pop music including Chvrches, Haim and Grimes. Hopefully these girls can claw their way in to remodel the scary and Orwellian house Britney and Christina built.

Feature Published in Arbiter Magazine

3There’s no thrill like seeing your work in print. Above is a picture of the two page spread featured in Arbiter Magazine. Below is the text. 

ON the highway from Agra it’s common practice for buses to accelerate through barriers into on coming traffic to overtake slower buses and semi-trailers loaded to the roof with bodies. Our driver explained earnestly that the roof is the safest place to sit when the bus rolls, I made a note of his choice of words – ‘when’ not ‘if’.

This is India, and after being dropped off on the side of the road somewhere two hours outside of Jaipur it’s an hour to the destination of Tordi Garh. A small 16th century village that doesn’t turn up on Google Maps. Tordi is home to an imposing fortress and an 18th century palace.

On the road the scenery changes every few minutes. We are travelling through Rajasthan in early February, but outside it looks more like an African Savanna. Between December and March the temperatures are amiable, what locals call winter months. From April up until the monsoon season temperatures can reach 45°C.

Turning out of a town called Malpura the road devolves into an overgrown goat trail. When the vegetation thins again and we see water reservoirs’ lined with date palms. In the Jeep a large red hill looms in the distance. Entering the town we maneuver through water buffalo and stray dogs. Most houses are made out of cow patties and the 18th century palace is in the middle of the town. This is where we will stay the night.

We are greeted with an obligatory Kumkuma on the forehead complete with rose petals by the maids as we cross the threshold and met our mustachioed host Hemendra, who is somewhat of a playboy in these parts considering his two Alsatians and stable of Polo horses. After a short chat about the town our next mode of transport pulls up out front: camel carts.

Trundling along on our silken carts we pass another of the countless impromptu games of cricket played by kids on the Subcontinent, some of the fielders turn and wave excitedly. Two minutes later a pair of teenage boys ride past on a motorcycle spitting in the direction of our cart.

Sand dunes open up as we round the red hill we saw coming into town. Hemendra’s people had run ahead and were waiting. The dune gave an amazing view of the kilometers of sand surrounding the town. They pulled out some chilled Kingfisher beer which they served into coffee mugs from which we drank as the sun set over the dessert.

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That night after hot showers we went upstairs on to the terrace to find a banquet of curry and more Kingfishers. We spoke to Hemendra about the town’s history. He explained the turrets along the roof of house and how they were used to fire at invaders. He said that in the past if things got really bad the town people would run up to the fort on the hill. The conversation then turned towards our host’s collection of antique guns, which turned out to be a formidable arsenal, all of Victorian vintage.

After describing each gun Hemendra paused before revealing his final piece, which he described as a ‘small cannon’, which amusingly turned out to be a nine-foot-tall cast iron pipe with a compartment for gunpowder.

After demonstrating how to fire one of the antiques he offered the group a turn. Naturally I jumped at the chance. After asking where we should shoot he pointed to the sky over the village. It was perfectly safe, Hemendra said. Firing out of a 150 year old rifle, over a remote 500-year-old Indian town is certainly unique and a highly recommended experience.

After a morning banquet of curried potatoes we went for a walking tour through town. The people seemed pretty exited to see us; they had on their best clothes. We were shown how they dried chilies in the sun, a pottery wheel and workmen rebuilding a temple.

The children ran out onto the dirt roads laughing and screaming ‘watu, watu, watu!’ We had no idea what a ‘watu’ was until one of them asked to see the Taj Mahal. It clicked. The children wanted their photo taken, they wanted to see their face on a digital screen. The fact that they knew where we had been was an indication that while we were remote, we weren’t as far from the tourist trail as we had hoped.

The tour ended at a wall on the main road tallying each family’s annual income. Many of the families had made just 3500 rupees ($65AUD) from last seasons harvest. It was at this point that Hemendra explained how much the town needed our business, otherwise the people would move to more populated cities and the town would be basically abandoned. Among the buildings down the dusty main road he pointed out the school his father established and the health center across from it. Both are now government run and supported by the Home-Stay.

Tordi’s answer to a corner store, which displayed one of the several ‘Vodafone’ signs in town all of which looked older than the health center, Hemendra wasn’t specific on how much of our money made it back into the community. One third of India’s 1.3 billion people live below the poverty line and a proportion of these people live in rural areas.

As we prepared to leave that afternoon we saw what looked like a parade. There were people wearing white, marching happily down the street. Looking through the gaps in the houses we saw the group was lead by a single, naked man. Surprised and amused we asked our driver about it, he began to describe that he was probably a ‘crazy person.’ Hemendra overhead this and started to laugh, he explained that there was a Jain festival in town and the naked man in question was a Jain priest. The priest was apparently a strictly non-violent man who ate nothing that could possibly harm a living thing, not even potatoes or honey.

If I wasn’t taken by India already, this bizarre experience won me over. You don’t know what to expect when you attempt to break away from the tourist trail. It’s hard to avoid the cliché but India is still a country of contrasts, the major cities may be becoming increasingly westernised, but it only takes a short trip down one the less conventional trails to have these experiences.

Hamendra, his friends, the children and their families made us feel truly welcome for two short days. We had a unique experience and hopefully some of the cash from the Hemendra’s Hotel made it to the school or the medical center.

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Palmer PR Piece for Public Writing

The Dinosaurs are coming!

6 September 2013

Source: AAP Dave Hunt

Source: AAP Dave Hunt

Consignments of 160 dinosaurs are on their way to animate the Palmer Coolum resort and PGA level golf course at the foot of Mount Coolum.

The centerpiece is Jeff, a giant T-Rex who towers over the fairways. He is 8.5m high, and a colossal 20m long, weighing in at 1.7 tonnes. Clive himself says Jeff is a symbol of the resort.

Over 40 different prehistoric creatures have already arrived, including Jeff with many more on the way. The park will come to life over the coming weeks with each dinosaur strategically placed for maximum effect.

There will be 117 animated mechanical dinosaurs in total, all of which will have swaying tails, heaving chests, blinking eyes and moving jaws.

Among the charge of giant lizards is an early relative of the crocodile that will become one of the major exhibits at the dinosaur park.

A 20-metre long deinosuchus will be both imposing and impressive with jaws big enough to consume several Queensland senate seats in one quick mouthful.

Completing the stampede the resort will have a mamenchisauraus measuring more than 20m long and nearly 7m tall, an 800kg apatosaurus stretching 21m long and standing 6.5m tall, two triceratops, and a 1200kg brachiosaurus which will be 15m long and 5m tall.

The park is scheduled to open later this year after receiving unanimous approval by the local council.

Many of the dinosaurs were native to North America during the Cretaceous Period creating an exciting pre-historic experience for guests of all ages.